Said Funny Bunny to Sweet Little Girl

This article is a stub. Please help Imagination Companions, A Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends Wiki by expanding it, adding pictures, and improving existing text.

Act 1

Scene 1: Frankie's Room

[The episode starts with a computer sitting on Frankie's office desk, there was a peculiar page pulled up on the screen.]

FRANKIE: [showing Mac and Bloo a website] Pretty neat, huh? This is just the home page, but soon, when you click on these icons, it will take you to little interviews of all the friends for adoption. So you can pick which one you want online.

MAC AND BLOO: [in unison] Cool!

BLOO: Oh, show me Cockamamie Amy's. Hers should be funny! [presses a button on the mouse]

FRANKIE: [Walks to her bed and reaches in her purse] Well, I haven't done the interviews yet. I was gonna do that this afternoon... [holds up a video camera] with this baby! [Shes sees Mac and Bloo in it]

MAC AND BLOO: [in unison] Cool!

MR. HERRIMAN: [behind the door] Miss Francis? Miss Francis! [opens the door and finds Frankie] Oh, there you are. [hops to angry Frankie] Miss Francis, a picture frame in hall 23 on the fifth floor is crooked by 5/16 of an inch [holds his thumb and index finger together]

FRANKIE: Yeah, And?

MR. HERRIMAN: [Closed to her face] Go straighten it... now.

FRANKIE: Ah, come on! I'm in the middle of this! [holds up the camera] It's for the house.

MR. HERRIMAN: Miss Francis, Wasting time on that newfangled technological wasted of space-- That--That silly, useless thingamajig-- [Frankie Mac and Bloo look at each other] is hardly beneficial to this house!

FRANKIE: Yeah, not like straightening picture frames [She, Mac and Bloo smile]

MR. HERRIMAN: Precisely. And I'll be a monkey's uncle if I allow it to sit there unsightly... [straightens his tilted hat] and misaligned so that you can play with that ridiculous whizamawhatsit. [Frankie puts that camera down] Now, get upstairs this instant and hop to it! [gives Frankie a ruler, hops out of the room, and slams the door]

BLOO: Ha, Burn! [Frankie hits Bloo with the ruler] Ow.

FRANKIE: [Walks to the door] I'll never understand why my sweet, lovable grandma imagined that stingy stick-in-the-mud. [sigh] Look, I gotta go do this frame thing. [faces Mac] Will you get the interviews for me, Mac?

MAC: [Grabs the camera] Sure. No problem.

BLOO: [Speeds next to him] Yeah, no problem, Frankareno. We've got it all covered

FRANKIE: Yeah, well, just make sure you don't make anyone look stupid. We're trying to get them adopted, not humiliate them. [leaves the room]

Scene 2: Various Rooms

[static]

BLOPPY PANTS: [nervous] Uh, hi. My name is, uh, Bloppy Pants, and I'd like to get adopted.

[static]

CY: My favorite color is [gets his face closer to the camera] pink!

[static]

RED RUSHER: I like living on the edge! Fast cars and motorcycles! [revs] Yeah!

[static]

SASSYFRASS: My likes are walks on the beach, dancing, new experiences, [Bloo gets in front of the camera with a smile] the outdoors.

[static]

WILT: I'm not so great. [Bloo walks in the hall and waves at the camera] You should adopt one of the other awesome friends here.

[static]

SUNSET JUNCTION: [talks in the interview while Bloo spins around the wall behind him] My--my dislikes are rude people and broccoli.

[static]

COCO: [annoyed] Coco coco coco coco coco coco co! [kicks the camera]

[static]

SALLY LINDA: [talks while Bloo mimics and makes poses] I'm looking for that special someone who's rich and good looking and I'm really great shape.

[static]

SLOPPY MOE: [talks while Bloo is standing next to him] No losers, please.

[static]

EDUARDO: [scared] Aaagh!! What is that?! Get away! Get away! [walks out when the camera was knocked down] It steal my soul.

[static]

JAMBALAYA: I just want to loooovvee!!! [Bloo laughs at her]

Scene 3: Madame Foster's Room/Hallway

MAC: [watches the interview videos] Bloo, stop it! You're making everyone look dumb.

BLOO: Hey they don't need my help in that department

MAC: Well stop it okay? I'm gonna go interview Madame Foster. And I don't want you making her look stu- [he pauses] Oh! Wait.

BLOO: What? Is that Mr. Herr-

MAC: Shh!

[Mac tapes what Mr. Herriman's doing. Then, he and Bloo run down the hallway and lean against the wall. They start snickering, and then laugh at what they just saw]

BLOO: This is the most amazing thing ever! Did you get that whole thing? [Mac rewinds the video and plays it again. He and Bloo watch it, while a hopping and dinging sound is heard. They start laughing again]

MAC: We..we got the whole thing!

BLOO: Come on. We gotta show Frankie!

MAC: No! ssh! [He covers Bloo's mouth as Duchess passes by] We can't do that!

BLOO: [Excited] Why not?! She's gonna freak out when she sees this!

MAC: Yeah, I know. But i think it's a little mean. Don't you think Mr. Herriman will be embarrassed?

BLOO: Yes! Now come on! [Starts pulling Mac]

MAC: [breaks free] Bloo, no! It's just... It's just wrong. I think we should erase it.

BLOO: Yeah, you're right. [snatches the camera and starts running down the halls]

MAC: Bloo, No!

BLOO: [holding the camera behind is back] I'm not doing anything. [heads down stairs]

Scene 4: Frankie's Room

BLOO: Hey Frankie! FRANKIE!!! [He stands outside Frankie's room] HEY, FRANKIE!!!! Frankie, you gotta see this!

FRANKIE: [With a smile] What is it?

MAC: [Tackles Bloo] No! [The camera rises]

FRANKIE: [gasps as she sees the camera is about to fall. She immediately catches it; Mac tries to get the camera, but Bloo tackles him. Frankie holds the camera up as Mac and Bloo try to get it] Hold on! Hold on! What the problem here?!

MAC: Bloo was--

BLOO: Frankie! You'll never believe what Mac taped!

MAC: Bloo, shut up! [To Frankie] It's no big deal! It's nothing!

FRANKIE: It sure doesn't sound like nothing.

BLOO: [Jumps] It's amazing!

MAC: [Also jumps] No it's not!

BLOO: [Jumps again] It's incredible!

MAC: [Also jumps again] No it's not!

BLOO: [Jumps one more time] It's awesome!

MAC: [Also jumps one more time] No It's not!

FRANKIE: [Calms Mac down and kneels down to him] Ah, come on, Mac, let me see it. I'm sure it's no big deal.

BLOO: Yeah, just Frankie. We won't show it to anyone else. [Mac glares]

FRANKIE AND BLOO: Please?

MAC: [shrugs] Okay.. I guess.

BLOO: Yes! [He and Frankie run to the computer]

MAC: But just Frankie! Nobody else, and then we'll erase it! got it

BLOO: Quick Quick! Plug it in! You are gonna so freak out! [Frankie plugs in the camera and uploads the video]

[On the camera, Mac and Bloo are about to enter Madame Foster's room]

MAC: Oh, Wait.

BLOO: What? Is that Mr. Herr-

MAC: Shh!

MADAME FOSTER: Oh come on you remember. [gives Mr. Herriman a cup of tea, and he puts it away] You use to do it when I was a little girl.

MR. HERRIMAN: You mean? [gets in the foreground and starts doing bunny tricks.] Hippity Hippity Hopity Hopity. My tail's quite fluffy my ears are quite floppity. I sing and I dance and you can't make me stoppity. Said funny bunny to sweet little girl. [taps on Madame Foster's nose when he finishes it makes a ding sound.] Hoppity hoppity hippity hippity. I'm cute and I'm cuddly and as smart as a whipity. Watch and adore as I play and I skippiy. Said Funny Bunny to sweet little girl. Sprungaly springaly founcaly trouncaly. For allow me to declare, present an announcer, for I am the head of Fun Bunny council-y. Said Funny Bunny to sweet little girl. Bouncy trouncily sprungly springly. There's no the fun for you I will ringaly. With a razzamatazz and a ringly dingly. Said Funny Bunny to sweet little girl. [Now Frankie gets shocked and tries to look away, while Mac gets worried and Bloo gets excited.] Hippity Hippity Hopity Hopity. So shall I tell you now, my sweet little popaty? Of all of my friends, I would never ever dropity. For less, my deal lass, you are at the topity. Said Funny Bunny to sweet little girl.

[After the video ends, Bloo and Frankie start laughing]

FRANKIE: My gosh..It hurts.

BLOO: I can't..I can't...[laughter]

MAC: Alright Alright. You have your fun. Now let's erase it

FRANKIE: Oh, no, no, no! Do you have any idea how long I've waited for this kind of dirt? Old fuzzbutt will never live down!

MAC: That's why we have to erase it, Frankie. If anybody else saw this, it would humiliate Mr. Herriman.

FRANKIE: Yes. Exactly

BLOO: Psst, psst! {whispers] Quick, come in.

WILT: Okay.

MAC: Bloo, you said just Frankie. You guys gotta go!

WILT: Okay.

BLOO: No come in.

WILT: Okay.

MAC: BLOO!

BLOO: Just these guys and we're done. Promise.

MAC: Now you listen here-

MR.HERRIMAN: Skippity Skappity, chumpity bumitpity now please to be cheery and not all trampity. all under the water and down to the dumpity. Sang funny bunny to sweet little girl.

[As for that, they all started laughing]

MAC: You guys! I expected back from you!

WILT: I'm sorry but that is really funny.

MAC: Come on Frankie, erase it.

FRANKIE: Fine fine.

BLOO: No Frankie, don't do it!

FRANKIE: There. It's gone happy?

MAC: Yes.

BLOO: No! But..Frankie how could- Are those?

[??]

Act 2

Scene 5: Madame Foster's Room/Foster's Hallways/Frankie's Room

[About a half hour later, Mac had finally finished his interview with Madame Foster.]

MAC: [eats a cookie with his mouth full] Thanks for the interview, Madame Foster. And thanks for the cookies.

FLUFFER NUTTER: I'd like to announcily that I almost died laughing! [giggles]

JACKIE KHONES: You know what I say to that? Ring-a-ding dingly.

BLOO: Step right up and behold, the most amazingly hilarious spectacle of a lifetime.

MAC: Bloo? What are you doing?

BLOO: What? Oh nothing nothing.

MAC: You're selling tickets to watch footage of Mr. Harriman, aren't you?

BLOO: No, no. What?! No! Of course not! Frankie erased that, don't you remember? Besides, that would be wrong.

COCO: Co co cocococo

MAC: Coco let me in. Bloo, what is she doing?

BLOO: Oh, yeah, see, she's not supposed to let anybody in without a ticket.

MAC: Oh, really. A ticket to what?

BLOO: Nothing. Nothing. You want one? 10 bucks!

MR. HERRIMAN: No loitering in the halls. What is this some sort of line? Master Mac, Master Blooregard.

BOTH: Mr. Herriman.

MR. HERRIMAN: Pardon me please?

BOTH: No!

FRANKIE: Hey Mr. H.

BOTH: Phew!

MR. HERRIMAN: Miss Frances, there is an important matter I must discuss with you. Now, I do believe that currently Tuesday's entree is Macaroni and cheese. But I feel that as many friends in this house do seem to be getting rather, oh, how shall I put it, portly, I do believe that a changitty of menu is in orderitty. If I could have my pickitty, I would say that braised chickadee would be more than quite befitted to the expanding waistlines of the residentsitty. That is allitty.

MAC: You guys! You were supposed to erase that footage! YOU GUYS! You have more, don't you?

FRANKIE: Maybilly

BLOO: Maybilly notilly.

[laughter again. The scene cuts to the dining room. Everyone is struggling not to laugh.]

MR. HERRIMAN: Everyone, I have an announcement. In light of recent changes in physique, I've called for a change of menu. From now on, we'll be feasting on entrees I've researched from licensed imaginary friend dieticians. In fact, this very evening, you're enjoying one of my favorites: Miss Milly Lilly's Low-fat East Philly Chili.

[Everyone burst into laughter]

WILT: I'm sorry! HAHAHA!

{Ed and Coco also laugh]

MR.HERRIMAN: Now stop laughing this instant. Miss Milly Lilly does not deserve such treatment. She is a respected member of the culinary committee of Schenectady City.

MADAM FOSTER: What are we laughing at?

Frankie: Watch, watch, watch!

MAC: Well, I'm going home now.

BLOO:Bye.

FRANKIE:Bye.

MAC: See you tomorrow.

BOTH: Ok. Bye:

MAC: Come on you guys! Where are those disks. This is seriously not cool. You guys! Come on Frankie. Aren't you worried about my job?

FRANKIE: Please! Madame Foster is my grandmother. She'd never let Herriman fire me.

MAC: That's not what I mean. You think he's tough on you now, if he finds out you're behind this, he's gonna make your life miserable.

FRANKIE:*gasp* shut up shut up shut up. Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! you're right! If he finds out, I'm dead.

[She breaks the disks]

FRANKIE:Okay, That's taken care of.

MAC: Good.

BLOO: Yep. All taken care of.

FRANKIE: I'm coming! I'm coming! Sheesh! Hi, Earl.

EARL: Hiya, Frankie.

EDUARDO: Yay, it's Aqui! It's here!

EARL: So, uh, how you been, Frankie?

FRANKIE: I've been better.

EARL: Aw. You all under the weather and down in the dumpitty?

FRANKIE: Excuse me?

EARL: Hehehe. Nothing, Hehehe.

FRANKIE: Hello?

MAN: Yes, um… how would I go about be— Shh! Shh! How would I go about becoming a member of the Funny Bunny Council?

FRANKIE: Excuse me?!

MAC: Frankie! We got a problem!

[He dumps some Funny Bunny merchandise on the floor.]

FRANKIE:: Oh my gosh! How did this happen? How did this happen?!

BLOO: I'm trying to play here. This is awesome! Where did you get it?

MAC School. All the kids had stuff like this!

BLOO: Wow. I never thought it would catch on so fast.

FRANKIE:: What would catch on so fast?

BLOO: I posted the original footage into the fans in the town. Check it out! Oh, this one's good. Hey, here's a new one. This is best, though. The Funny Bunny store. And I linked all the sites to the Foster homepage.

FRANKIE: Twenty million hits? Bloo, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?

BLOO: I was thinking it was funny.

EDUARDO: Azul! Look what I got for ya!

MAC: Ed!

BLOO: Hey!

MAC: Where did you get this?

EDUARDO I got it in the mail today. Frankie signed for it.

FRANKIE: Ed, listen carefully. Is there any more of this stuff?

EDUARDO: Si. I gave one for Wilt. I gave one for Coco. I give one for Senor Mac. And I got one for you if you like it.

FRANKIE Listen. Ed. It's really important that Mr. Herriman does not see any of these. In fact, he can't know any of the Funny Bunny stuff, okay?

EDUARDO: Si. No.

FRANKIE: See, if he sees any of it, he'll... he'll...

MAC: He'll explode!

EDUARDO: AAAHHH!!! WILT!!! COCO!!!

FRANIE: Bloo, you coming?

BLOO: Nah, I like to hang there.

FRANKIE: Listen, Blob boy, if the rabbit finds out about this, he's going to make my life miserable. And if he makes my life miserable, I'm gonna make your life miserable! Capisce?!

BLOO: Capi.. Capi... Yeah.

Act 3

EDUARDO: Take off your clothes! Take off your clothes! TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!!

MADAME FOSTER: Yeeeaaah!

EDUARDO: Take off your clothes! TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!!

MAC: Eduardo, stop! Wilt, you gotta give me your t-shirt! We can't let Mr. Herriman see it!

WILT: Sheesh, all ya had to do was ask.

FRANKIE: Coco, we need that hat.

COCO: Coco!

BLOO: We just wanna borrow it.

COCO: Coco!

MR. HERRIMAN: Has anybody seen today's paper?

MR. HERRIMAN: Oh, here it is.

EDUARDO: No, Senor Bunnyman! No explode!

MR, HERRIMAN: Master Eduardo, what is the meaning of this?

EDUARDO: Uh, I tripped.

MR. HERRIMAN: Well, do be more careful next time. Now, Miss Francis, where is the paper?

FRANKIE: What paper?

MR. HERRIMAN: You just had it a moment ago.

MR. HERRIMAN: You just threw it to Master Wilt!

BLOO: No, I didn't.

MR. HERRIMAN: Give me the paper, please.

WILT: I'm sorry.

MR. HERRIMAN::Give me the paper, Master Eduardo. Uh... Uh... Uh... Master Eduardo! Oh, gracious. What now?

NEWS REPORTER Excuse me, can we get an interview, Mr. Funny Bun...?

MR. HERRIMAN: Master Eduardo!

EDUARDO: Uh, Oops. I tripped again.

FRANKIE: Hey, Mr. H., instead of reading the paper, why don't you watch the news?

WILT: Yeah, the news.

MR. HERRIMAN: But the door!

FRANKIE Mr. Funny Bun..., I mean, Mr. Herriman isn't taking interviews. NOW GET OUTTA HERE!

NEWS REPORTER: But we're live!

FRANKIE, MAC & BLOO: [realizing this] Live?!

News Reporter [on TV]: Who is, for some reason, refusing interviews? Despite the fact that he became a worldwide phenomenon. Let's roll with the clip.

[The clip of Mr. Herriman was shown. The others watch in shock as Coco grabs her hat back from Frankie. Mac and Bloo stare in fright,]

MR. HERRIMAN: (on TV) Hippity Hippity Hopity Hopity. My tail's quite fluffy my ears are quite floppity. I sing and I dance and you can't make me stoppity. Said Funny Bunny to sweet little girl.

[Silence occurs in the background, until Mr. Herriman starts to yell furiously, causing the screen to shake.]

Mr. HERRIMAN: [screams; actually, "bellows" would be a better word] WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!?! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?!?!

FRANKIE, MAC & BLOO: Him! Her! Me?! Are you crazy?!

BlOO: Mac's the one who taped it!

MAC: Yeah, but I wanted to erase it! Frankie's the one who burned it to disc!

FRANKIE: Yeah, but Bloo's the one who uploaded the file to the Internet!

[As they argue each other, Mr. Herriman runs off to his office.]

FRANKIE, MAC & BLOO: Mr. Herriman, Wait!

MR. HERRIMAN: [sternly] You said there was a file. [opens up one of his file cabinets.] Where is it?

MAC: It's not that kinda file, Mr. Herriman.

FRANKIE: Yeah, the file is in my computer.

[Outside, Mac and Bloo watches as Mr. Herriman is about to throw Frankie's computer into a trash can.]

FRANKIE No, no, no! You can't!

MR. HERRIMAN Now, to get rid of these files once and for all!

[Mr. Herriman throws Frankie's computer into the trash can.]

FRANKIE: My baby! MY BABY!!

[Frankie hops into the trash can to get her computer. Mr. Herriman furiously stomps back inside the house.]

MAC:Mr. Herriman! You don't understand. The file's already on the Internet!! You can't just get rid of it!!

MR. HERRIMAN: Nonsense!! Just tell me where this net is and I'll dispose of it!!

MAC: It's not a net!

[Mr. Herriman heads back to his office and goes to his closet.]

MAC: It's... It's... (groans) You just don't understand.

BLOO: Boy, I'll say.

MR. HERRIMAN: Oh, I understand, alright. A gentleman does not take such abuse lying down. There must be reprisals. There must be retribution. I shall have my vengeance!!!

[Mr. Herriman brings out his old movie camera and begins to use it on Mac and Bloo.]

MR. HERRIMAN: Go on. Go on. Do something silly and whatnot. [laughs] We'll see how you and your creator like being recorded at your most private moments!

[Suddenly, the old camera never lasts long as the film was ripped.]

MR. HERRMAN: Oh! Oh, confound it.

[The film pops out of the old camera as Mr. Herriman screams.]

MR. HERRIMAN: That's it! THAT'S IT!!!!!

MAC: Mr. Herriman, please! Where are you going?

MR. HERRIMAN: I need a tall stiff glass of carrot juice.

[Mr. Herriman grabs his umbrella and heads to the front door.]

MR. HERRIMAN: If anyone needs me, I'll be at the juice bar.

[everyone was outside]

MR. HERRIMAN: Oh no..They're everywhere.

MR. HERRIMAN: Don't laugh

GIRL: It's really him. It's Funny Bunny. Here, Mr. Funny Bunny I made this for you. I sign it from Sweet little girl.

GIRL"S MOTHER: My Sally loves your website so much, we wanted to come adapt a funny imaginary friend of our own.

MAN: My son wants one too.

WOMAN: Oh yes, you're website inspired us.

MR. HERRIMAN: Yes of course.

FRANKIE: And if you ever touch my computer again.

MR. HERRIMAN:

FRANKIE: Website? Sheesh

MR. HERRIMAN: Yes, of course.

[He puts on the tape where Mr. Herriman is dressed up as a rapper]

MR. HERRIMAN: My Name is Mr. Herriman and I'm here to say: that I Hip-Hop and I Hip, Hip, Hop! I Rip, I Rap, and I Just can't Stop. I have Great big Feet, and ears that drop!

[Madame Foster jumps up and down on a chair's sitting on and clapping.]

weeksvocassithand.blogspot.com

Source: https://fostershomeforimaginaryfriends.fandom.com/wiki/World_Wide_Wabbit/Transcript

Share this post